idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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