Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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