And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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