Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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