Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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