do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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