thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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