where am i from again
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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