16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
