Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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