Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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