I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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