I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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