Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
