This girl is more easily done than said...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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