That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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