We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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