I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
