Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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