So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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