I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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