You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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