It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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