we're blogging at a bar
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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