i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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