The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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