another moral hangover. fuck.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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