The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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