I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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