I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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