shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have fence marks all over my body
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
soo... how was my night?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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