We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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