Sry I called you an 8
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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