I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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