She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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