So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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