love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I will be naked everywhere
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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