please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
so much tequila, so little girl.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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