doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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