"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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