take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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