Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i came on her dog
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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