Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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