just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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