Tell her she can't have a vagina
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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