She's JV to your varsity
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
