FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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