Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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