she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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