We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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