So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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