hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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